Eccentricity

2007-09-03T10:02:19Z

OKAY. I can't manage to make the picture bigger like I was going to, so I might re-draw it.

In other news, I love having fruit on my cereal because it makes me feel eccentric. This means I also drink orange juice from a champagne glass and drape myself in fabric like a cloak to extend the facade....

This is what I do on my day off.

The Envelope Chronicles #1

2007-08-21T15:28:58Z

Plan

2007-08-21T10:02:34Z

So. THEORETICALLY I am going to be posting Comics to my LJ...

This is purely theoretical as thus far, I have no comics to post here, and nothing exciting to put in them even if I did. But we shall see, little monkies, we shall see. Keep hanging onto the edge of your seats. If you can't wait until then, check out yeahiwasthere for existing comics.

PEACE.

This soon?

2007-05-24T08:56:43Z

Wow look, I'm back already!!

I really should be getting dressed, I have an assessed presentation to do today for Approaches in the Social Sciences. Prostitution and Sex Trafficking - vile industries.

Also, I have work due in tomorrow which has not been started yet. Do you know what that means? That's right, my first year is almost over!

So now I shall share with you some of my first year experiences:

Living with strangers:
This one looked as if it were going to be a success story, five strangers, one house - imagine the possibilities! But alas, it became a dictatorship followed by a one woman mutiny. Needless to say, it did not work.

Acting like children:
This has encompassed a range of things; visiting the sea-life centre, marking out a hopscotch course in the garden, handstands, piggy back races, wheelbarrows, duck duck goose and Lego. However, since most of these were alcohol fuelled it's exactly like real childhood, in that you can get injured easily and half the time you haven't got a clue what's going on!

Being offered drugs (and taking them):
I do not reccommend this, but if you do do them just be careful. Personally I wanted the experiences but would probably steer clear as much as possible as the come-downs are unbearable and longer lasting than hangovers.

Becomming addicted to television:
Hollyoaks, Family Guy, Xena; Warrior Princess, Friends, Neighbours, CSI, Shipwrecked, American Idol, Ready Steady Cook, even Blue Peter. Anything is worth watching if it's the alternative to an essay.

Realising a lie-in is more important than a lecture:
Especially effective if you get a text from a classmate saying the lecture has been cancelled and they travelled miles to get there whilst you're still snuggled up in the blankets.

It doesn't matter how you look, as long as you're warm enough!!
Does what it says on the tin.

Bread is always a stable meal.
Important to remember if you have a stinking hangover and are about to collapse from starvation but cannot bear to cook.

I'm sure I've learnt a lot more than that but it's time to go to school now. Wish me luck!!

Pajama's Revolt!!

Eccentricity

The Envelope Chronicles #1

Plan

This soon?